Drake - Scorpion. Drake, man. Dude is honestly unbelievable. Over a billion streams for "God's Plan." B-B-B-BILLION. 537 million for "Nice for What." 629 million for "In My Feelings." The RIAA requires 1,500 streams to be counted the same as an album sale, so based solely on the streams of two of those three songs, this album went platinum. That is INSANE. His raps are absolutely mediocre. His singing is significantly worse than that. Some of the beats are dope and his flow over them sounds good, but this is just fascinating to me, that he crushes all other artists without any originality or even flair. He just sings the hooks written for him, raps the tender bars written for him, and blows everyone else out of the water. It's amazing.
I previously dissected "God's Plan" somewhat, and I'll just reproduce that here: "Drake - God's Plan. As usual with Drake, I generally enjoy the beat and the flow. I catch myself grooving to the track. But once he's past the telling the girl not to roll up and cuddle with him at 6am, the lyrics drop into a boring hole. Here is the chorus:
God's plan, God's planErrr, OK. I feel like I missed the part of that which could be seen as God's plan? Is God planning for you to become him? Was it God's plan for you to "go hard" on a particular direction of the compass? Oh, or was the loaves and fishes miracle where God's son fed the multitudes done on the north-side of Bethsaida? GOOD REFERENCE!!! Also, I cannot permit someone to get away with saying "'nessed" as a shortened form of "finessed." GTFOH. Scary thing - that throwaway track just broke records for streaming numbers, and it isn't even special. Drake is truly baffling to me."
I hold back, sometimes I won't, yuh
I feel good, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't
I finessed down Weston Road, ayy, 'nessed
Might go down a G.O.D., yeah, wait
I go hard on Southside G, yuh, wait
I make sure that north-side eat
So, many of these songs are completely forgettable and totally uninteresting. "Is There More," "I'm Upset," "Peak," "Summer Games," (STOP saying 'breaking my heart!'), "Jaded," and many others that make up the majority of the album - have terrible beats and zero charisma at all. And the album is 25 songs, a full hour and a half. Like, feature movies aren't this freaking long. And although those songs are boring, at least they aren't as wretchedly horrible as "Ratchet Happy Birthday," which is bad AND super annoying. Horrible song. "I'm Upset" is also even more horrible than Drake's usual badness.
But then he's got tracks like "Nice for What," which samples Miss Lauryn Hill, is fun, and is different from other stuff on the radio. Good track, not great, but I like the woman-empowering message as well.
Panic! at the Disco - Pray for the Wicked. So, neat thing to realize by the checkmarks next to each song that your ten year old daughter has downloaded this whole album for repeat listening on her personal device. Which means that she's jamming the opening track repeatedly, which is entitled "(Fuck A) Silver Lining," and repeats that lovely language about 30 times during the track. Ugh. Modern parenting blows, man.
This band has always been a second place to me in the race for top pop punk emo band, just because I always thought Fall Out Boy was quite a bit more fun. And who puts a damn piece of punctuation in the middle of their band name? Second place guys, that's who. Anyway, they've grown on me over time, and now they are actually getting some radio play with one of these songs, which is interesting. I thought that the emo pop punk was dead, but apparently not. My guess is that "Say Amen (Saturday Night)" might end up being the bigger song because some college football producer is going to put it into heavy rotation for the college games of the week or something, but for now, the biggest track and radio hit is "High Hopes." 179.1 million streams. Which is a boatload for someone who is not Drake.
Nine Inch Nails - Bad Witch. Trent should have given up while he was ahead. To me, the best part of old Nine Inch Nails was that it was imminently danceable, while still making you want to fight people. Songs like "Head Like a Hole" and "Closer" and "The Hand that Feeds" were tailor made for angry dancing. Or moody aggro-teen driving when I was 18. This stuff has some anger, has a lot of dissonance, gives a feeling of dread and unhappiness, but its not danceable or fun or accessible. Its like avant-garde jazz for the electronic generation. The top track is the first song on the album (which is never a good sign) at 1.5 million streams. "Shit Mirror."
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