Quavo - QUAVO HUNCHO. One third of the terrible Migos. Very similarly to the group's last album, a bloated, overlong, boring mess of tough sounding beats under terrible lyrics, this one sounds tight, but is vacuous and too long. I'd love to say that the track with both Madonna and Cardi B is cool, but its garbage as well. I figured for sure that the Drake collab would be the top track, but instead it is "WORKIN ME" (and yes, the all caps and lack of punctuation is part of the naming convention). 92.4 million streams.
Kevin Gates - Luca Brasi 3. I swear, man, don't these rappers know that a little bit of scarcity can be a great thing in building your brand? Gates has a cool sound, a good flow, a recognizable style of beats - he should be able to blow up. Instead, he just keeps on shoving out more and more songs that all generally sound the same, which makes each new project sound less and less interesting. This is eighteen more songs, that easily could have been part of any of his past 5 mixtapes/albums. "Money Long" has the most streams, so I'll show you that one as an example of what I'm talking about.
Memphis May Fire - Broken. Are people sneaking music into my new music playlist when I'm not looking? This is terrible. Where did it come from? It's like a Linkin Park/Incubus facsimile thing of platitudes and generic lyrics. Also, their Spotify bio looks like something written by an inspirational preacher in his spare time: "The music of Memphis May Fire is the sound of hope and compassion, delivered by a dedicated group of men striving for something greater than the world around them. Memphis May Fire is a clarion call to those who insist on bettering themselves, their loved ones and the conditions afflicting the world." WT freaking F. It's semi-electro-metal built for use in a Navy recruiting ad.
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