Spotify 2017 Year in Review

Spotify Year in Review:
I got my Spotify year in review thing the other day, and was MORTIFIED at what my evil children have done to my streaming data.  

• I listened to 61,321 minutes of music (well, or at least someone associated with my account did before I started paying for a family account so that people would stop high-jacking my stream).  That is just over 1,000 hours of listening, and just about 42.5 straight days.  1,061 different artists in the year.
• This year's wrap up gives you a quiz.  The five options for my most-listened to artists of the year quiz were Queens of the Stone Age, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Black Angels, Run the Jewels, and Arcade Fire.  I got this one right, definitely Run the Jewels.  No shocker there.  Actual top artists were RTJ, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Royal Blood, and A$AP Ferg.  Interesting.
• BUT THEN MY SON RUINED EVERYTHING.  My song of the year candidates were RTJ's "Hey Kids (Bumaye)," RHCP's "The Getaway," and then THREE FREAKING TWENTY-ONE PILOTS SONGS!!!  Oh, the shame.  The sadness.  The deep and unceasing disappointment.  "My" most listened-to track of 2017 was "Stressed Out" by 21 Pilots.  Brutal.
• This means that my top genre was also jacked up, Modern Rock, instead of whatever it should have been.  Dammit.
• Apparently I listen to enough of something called Dwn Trap that Spotify wanted me to know that it is most popular with 24 year olds.  DON'T I KNOW IT.
• Weird fact, I only skipped 93 songs this year.  That is odd.

Stupid kids.  Now I'm embarrassed to share my 2017 music history online because I couldn't take someone thinking that I love Twenty One Pilots that much.  NOW BACK TO LISTENING TO MORE CLASSIC LIMP BIZKIT!!  WHEN MUSIC WAS REAL!!!