Me: I just finished my final review! Woohoo!
Internet: Nope. Loser.
Me: Oh, hey, uh, but it was like a million hours of listening and writing and stuff, I'm pretty psyched. It was 106 total bands!
Internet: You suck at listening and you suck at writing. LCD Soundsystem is the best band ever.
Me: Yeah, I tried really hard, but I'm just not getting it, man. But my point is that the listening project is wrapped for the year! Big news! NOw I can go listen to the new Chili Peppers!
Internet: Well, you suck and you're not even done, you loser.
Me: Dude. I did it, I am finished! I even did all the new additions like Kamaiyah and Corbu.
Internet: Hahaha, you got played by the ACL people, man. You know how you said that there is no more Austin Kiddie Limits? WRONG!
Me: DOH! They weren't on the poster! The Q Brothers are back! Death!
Internet: And I've run a check, did you listen to the Quaker City Night Hawks?
Me: No, man, they're not on the lineup poster.
Internet: Check again, sucka! How about Porter Robinson & Madeon? Or Ron Gallo? Nope and Nope. You suck at this, Jack.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Who am I kidding. Other than the Q Brothers, more new music is a good thing, and who knows, one of these remaining few may just be the greatest band I've ever heard. Let's get some.
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