Sugar Free Allstars

More Kiddie Limits stuff.  Way better than Q Brothers, but the same kind of painful as reading books to your kid at night.  Their top song on Spotify has a chorus of “Boats and Ships and Ships and Boats, I like to watch the way they float.” 

This is perfectly acceptable, for what it is, but I have to think that these dudes end up doing violent fetish porn in 3 years when singing this stuff breaks their brain.  They have made 6 albums.  Hooray for America.  Here's the thing, if your kid is young enough to think this music is a good time, then it is going to suck ass to take them into ACL.  There is no way you'll get to go see Rebelution and smoke a pound of dope.  You'll end up dropping $200 on a pass so that you can spend hours jamming to this auditory death.  And if your kids are old enough to go in here by themselves, then no way they want to hear this music.  Rant over.  For now.